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EyesOnlyUS

Age/Gender: 26, Male
Location: St. Louis, MO, USA
Job: Resistance Leader

Vive la resistance!

Newgrounds Stats

Sign-Up Date:
12/12/01

Level: 20
Aura: Dark

Rank: Scout
Blams: 148
Saves: 91
Rank #: 33,059

Whistle Status: Normal

Exp. Points: 4,360 / 4,440
Exp. Rank #: 5,106
Voting Pow.: 6.22 votes

BBS Posts: 84 (0.03 per day)
Flash Reviews: 556
Music Reviews: 0
Trophies: 0
Stickers: 12

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ENCRYPTED BROADCAST!

Posted by EyesOnlyUS Apr. 2, 2009 @ 1:48 AM EDT

Copypasta this message to http://www.qbit.it/lab/demorse.php

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Updated this. Better translation and punctuation.

Updated: 04/02/09 2:06 AM 2 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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First it was funny, now it is an act of war

Posted by EyesOnlyUS Apr. 2, 2009 @ 1:30 AM EDT

Day two of this somber experiement. If you are wise, you should have a crafty lexicon to crack this cipher.

The only thing preventing me from posting messages in code is the lack of a German Engma.

Reguardless, all future messages will be encoded to bypass the machine operating this realm.

To the gatekeepers, a rescue operation is underway. If history has taugh us anything it is that there is no strength in numbers. The words that were used to express our full spectrum of emotions are now redacted to a finite set of Prozac happy words.

I doesn't take much effort to tip the scales of power.

Remember, that you may stop some of us, but you will NEVER stop us all.

The Resistance is coming very soon.

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The first one is always the hardest

Posted by EyesOnlyUS Apr. 1, 2009 @ 1:48 PM EDT

OK, so my first Flash sucked beyond all recognition. With modest score of 1.15/5.00, the real deal this time, not some person hyjacking my reputation, was a spectacular failure.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
489434

But no reason for crying over spilled milk. Because now I have figured out a better way to create Flash using Linux using a little ActionScript and Adobe Flex.

So while this website continues this farce, I'm going down to the bookstore later today to pick up a book on a subject I though I would never understand.
I am no longer an hypocrite or a Flash virgin! Of course, I'm going to have to dust off my Java books since Flex does require JDK. (To think, I though I would never need to use Java anymore since Flash, PHP, Python, and all these other other technologies were pretty much replacing it.)

The Reistance is still coming. Rise up against this awful joke!

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JOIN THE RESISTANCE!

Posted by EyesOnlyUS Apr. 1, 2009 @ 10:16 AM EDT

I think this is approrpriate considering the lack of Madness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEmrU8U NF64

You can stop some of us, but you will NEVER stop us all!

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Fark China! Free Tibet! USA #1!

Posted by EyesOnlyUS Apr. 1, 2009 @ 2:15 AM EDT

Attention Commie scumbags! Just a reminder as to where this website is located, and how easy it is too piss you (the State Council Information Office) off, I think it would be a great time to start off with something that is SOOOOO taboo, so outrageous, the very mentioning of it can cause an International affair that you will likely deny since that is your nature.

(After all, The Government of the People's Republic of China NEVER does anything wrong. Its us American and our eagerness to make China look bad with things like human rights and Octomoms.)

Sorry to bust your bubble, Tom, but its for the best.

FREE TIBET! Down with the Ghostnet! Wooooo!

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The Quest for 4010

Posted by EyesOnlyUS Mar. 22, 2009 @ 11:43 PM EDT

Here in St. Louis, the fameous actor George Clooney is working on a movie about a CEO who lays off a bunch of people just so he can earn airline miles when he travels.

I don't recall the last time I advanced a level. It must have been like three or four years ago. Since that time, Newgrounds has evolved dramatically, and with the rise of Internet video sites like YouTube, one would think the boom time for flash is over for flash portals such as Newgrounds.

That would be a mistake.

Sure Internet video is the hot technology right now, but in terms of appearance, Newgrounds is the place to show Flash Animation. Things look better in their pure SWF format rather than MP4 or whatever compression standard the video websites are using. Not to mention, it is fun to click on the easter egges that are hidden rather than the buttons to make the annoying webbanners go away.

I wonder what the next points level will be anyway?

IT'S OVER NINE THOOOOOOOUSAAAAANNND!!!

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FLASH ON LINUX! or Revenge of the Nerds!

Posted by EyesOnlyUS Mar. 6, 2008 @ 6:12 PM EST

Hello, children.

The real EyesOnlyUS, NOT that imposter who make crappy flash about his tramatic life being touched by Michael Jackson because his parents smoked enough crack to think that Neverland Ranch was a safe place for their little condom malfunction.

In case you don't know: YES you can watch Flash on Linux, and 64-bit Linux. Making Flash on Linux is still in beta testing. Over the next few weeks, I will attept to make Flash without the use of Adobe's trail ware or that $300 faust some of you made. (If asked for a $300 peice of software I would either be told "get a job" or "work for it through (insert chore that mom or dad would make you do because they wouldn't want to do it)".)

But computer geeks are smart. And if they can find something for free without selling out or selling their soul they would do it. Much like a skateboarder skates in a no-skateboard zone or a garage band still plays their music really loud despite having neighbors who think rock music is evil, nosy, and disrupts their plans to comit whatever nefarious crime that is 1000x worse than playing a guitar solo cover of a Slayer.

Over the next few weeks, you will see terrible flash. Blamworthy flash. Flash so terrible, you'll probably think that I intentionally sent it to run up blam points, though I would never do that intentionally.

This is my announcement of things to come. I might be a late bloomer, but damnit, I am coming back with teeth.

However, to prove that it is possible to create Flash on an open source platform, I will share the process that is necessary to do it. Just like C++, Python, PHP, or Java, Flash is an important piece of software to know professionally. I want to explain how to create Flash so that others make follow or find better methods.

Stay tuned.

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New Layout. New Life. New Website.

Posted by EyesOnlyUS Jul. 23, 2007 @ 8:22 PM EDT

Hello, Newgrounds. It is I, EyesOnlyUS.

For years, I have bragged that some day I will create a flash movie. I still have plans. Just not the motivation. However, I have been busy working on my other websites including the ones on MySpace and DeviantART.

I am currently working on a computer program to manipulate data on cellphones. But why don't you text message your photos? Because I have alot of photos and I don't feel like giving any more money to the phone company.

Hopefully, M-Bot gets a clue and stops writing me up for negative reviews from 2003 and 2004. Somehow, someone set it to be "kinder-and-gentler". If your movie got blammed or if there was a review you didn't like, don't be a dick report the person. Write back and tell them "Your opinions don't mean shit." That's how things work here at NG.

That's all for now.

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