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Vive la resistance!
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"The same can be said for Memorial Day"
In addition to Veterans' Day/Remembrance Day, here in the US, we have Memorial Day.
So you can imagine what Walmart does on every other day they aren't raping the consumer with cheap chinese crap. Raping them some more.
"Is it rape time?" --Walmart Executive
It's a shame you didn't end this cartoon with a Jewish guy saying "COME ON DOWN!" It would have been like "Oh you ignorant bastard! How could you do this?"
Author's Response:
I was thinking about having a graphic rape scene in the middle of the animation but decided against it. I'm going to animate that and keep it for my private collection.
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I was hoping to encounter the BSOD...on the other hand Vista is a BSOD.
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"Coming Soon (like in 2019) FlashStudio for Linux"
The true irony is the software. While you could go out and pay a good amount of money for the latest software, a smart person waites for a mediocre open source solution to fill the void. :D
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Good ol' dad! Even when he dies, he has that silly grin on his face!
The fact that this game can only be played in Low Quality is dissappointing but the game itself is not.
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"Boring as hell, but that's life"
To show how bored I was with this game, I decided to just say "Fuck it!" and nuke Jacksonville, Florida for the Lulz. (That's for giving us Limp Bizkut!)
But just like in real life, the Swine Flu is BORING! Yet the media spins it as the end of the world and "You should get vacinated" with a vaccine that is no more effective than regular Flu.
Strangely enough, I've been sleeping with the window open in my room for most of the summer. I should be hacking up a storm. I should be a dead man right now. But I'm not because there this thing called IMMUNITY. And if you expose yourself to it and do things in public and go out and have fun, your body become immune.
So after an active summer of hanging around where there are alot of people, and moshing a a few concerts with a few sweatty people and going to a baseball game where people touch things and riding the train and the bus where people from the airport have also come in and done like wise from who knows what infected country, EVERYTHING IS FINE!
The game needs more cities. Ever seen Jericho? That was an awesome show. Swine Flu is a good excuse to simulate what might happen. For the Lulz!
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The sound quality could be a little better for Ahunld's microphone.
Great use of the Danny Elfman sound effect though.
Author's Response:
;).
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Not to be self-rightous, but the only time Linux or Unix ever seem to crash is if their is a hardware problem.
On the other hand, Adobe has yet to make programs for the Open Source operating systems out of fear that we might reverese engineer their programs.
Talk about paranoid. At least we got them to create a Flash plug-in.
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"The most annoying thing you can do to your enemies"
"The most annoying thing you can do to your enemies is forgive them." --Some church sign I saw recently.
The amount of shit that will be disturbed by this cartoon will be epic.
Sadly, if you don't know the difference between truth and satire you deserve to die alone...very alone.
FREE HEALTHCARE OR BUST!
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Quick question: What was the endcredit music?
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Do you know what DRM is?
DRM is Digital Rights Management. Where you don't even have the right to claim ownership of the device.
That incident with the Amazon Kindle recently where Amazon deleted George Orwell novells, that was DRM.
The iPhone is all about DRM. Sure the Music is DRM Free now, but he AppStore, iTunes, and other content are full of DRM because Apple and AT&T does not trust you.
As an AT&T customer, I wouldn't even want to stay with them, not even for the iPhone. Sprint ant T-Mobile are looking very good to me right now.
Get a BLACKBERRY! Or a G1 or a Palm Pre. Trust me! You will be glad that you did.
AT&T sucks!
Author's Response:
My sister has a Palm Pre, 's pretty cool.
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