I'm working on getting a new computer, but wow! I was just lucky to get this entire flash animation (or at leas the important parts) to fit on the screen.
The years of therapy to dispatch the awful memories of '80s cartoons now requires more medication...or at least a copy of Skyrim to purge this campy evil.
Beautifully designed. However, firing the chain can sometimes be difficult for my netbook mouse. Think you could add an option to allow firing the cannon with the spacebar instead of the mouse buttons for better control?
The flaw with the chain gun is that it is not the best short range weapon. The hero needs to defend himself better when the gun jams or the chain is being used elsewhere. Allow him to punch the adorable hun enemies. (I punch you because love you, chap! *BAMF!*)
Also, you know you can change the cursor icon in flash. A steampunk target is in order.
This game will make you sick in the head...Me like
So many things could be improved with this game.
The limit as to how many seeds you can have. (By nature, I don't think the limit is 21.)
Cheats could have been made into easter eggs.
Awards could have been made into unlockable achevements.
And of course data could have been saved.
And the animation of the fish swimming could have been better as well as indicating whether or not you got too close to the motorboat motors. (Flashing to indicate damage.) Fish should only swim upside down if they are dead. And turning around could look more fluid. (See some of those fishing shows for and idea as to how fishy makes a turn around.)
But how this game did not get tied in with a certain 3D movie that came out this summer is an outright travesty.
Of course, even if this game was associated with PIRANHA 3D, the women in this game would look so much better and their be some full frontal nudity or at least plenty of boobs.
Despite all of these flaws, the game does well. Although, instead of sharks, there would likely be alligators and some of the humans in this game would be on to the fact that their is a school of hungry man-eating fish in the water. (Humans armed with shotguns and maybe a black guy who looks like Ving Rhames would scream "PIRANAHAAAAAAA!!!!")
It would have also been awesome if the shark would eat some of the humans or if the piranahas were able to nibble on the back end of the sharks after dodging the business end of the shark.
Reguardless, this game has a bright future as an iPhone/Android app.
Perhaps a quick edit to the animation is in order. Have Obama Avada Kedavra O'Donnell. (I bet if she WAS really a witch, she wouldn't have gotten her ass kicked in the election a couple of weeks ago.) Also, this animation needs more Colin Mocree!
At the end credits, when you can fly around the space craft, I was hopping to collect that star. It probably would have been fun to shoot the letters in the credits.
Favorite TPIR game. However, may I make a few suggestions.
When you win nothing (that is your end amount on the plinko board is $0) the "bum-bum-ba-bum-waaaaaaaa" sound (the one that happens when you lose) occurs.
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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars December 4, 2011
High enough definition for you?
I'm working on getting a new computer, but wow! I was just lucky to get this entire flash animation (or at leas the important parts) to fit on the screen.
The years of therapy to dispatch the awful memories of '80s cartoons now requires more medication...or at least a copy of Skyrim to purge this campy evil.
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars September 15, 2011
Smashing, lad! Just smashing!
Beautifully designed. However, firing the chain can sometimes be difficult for my netbook mouse. Think you could add an option to allow firing the cannon with the spacebar instead of the mouse buttons for better control?
The flaw with the chain gun is that it is not the best short range weapon. The hero needs to defend himself better when the gun jams or the chain is being used elsewhere. Allow him to punch the adorable hun enemies. (I punch you because love you, chap! *BAMF!*)
Also, you know you can change the cursor icon in flash. A steampunk target is in order.
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars September 14, 2011
Clint Howard is The Ice Cream Man!
Look it up in your local video shop some time.
The Ice Cream Man.
Rated 5 / 5 stars September 14, 2011
Can't Sleep! Clown will eat me!
Can't Sleep! Clown will eat me!
Can't Sleep! Clown will eat me!
Can't Sleep! Clown will eat me!
Can't Sleep! Clown will eat me!
Can't Sleep! Clown will eat me!
Can't Sleep! Clown will eat me!
Can't Sleep! Clown will eat me!
Can't Sleep! Clown will eat me!
Can't Sleep! Clown will eat me!
Can't Sleep! Clown will eat me!
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars September 10, 2011
This game will make you sick in the head...Me like
So many things could be improved with this game.
The limit as to how many seeds you can have. (By nature, I don't think the limit is 21.)
Cheats could have been made into easter eggs.
Awards could have been made into unlockable achevements.
And of course data could have been saved.
And the animation of the fish swimming could have been better as well as indicating whether or not you got too close to the motorboat motors. (Flashing to indicate damage.) Fish should only swim upside down if they are dead. And turning around could look more fluid. (See some of those fishing shows for and idea as to how fishy makes a turn around.)
But how this game did not get tied in with a certain 3D movie that came out this summer is an outright travesty.
Of course, even if this game was associated with PIRANHA 3D, the women in this game would look so much better and their be some full frontal nudity or at least plenty of boobs.
Despite all of these flaws, the game does well. Although, instead of sharks, there would likely be alligators and some of the humans in this game would be on to the fact that their is a school of hungry man-eating fish in the water. (Humans armed with shotguns and maybe a black guy who looks like Ving Rhames would scream "PIRANAHAAAAAAA!!!!")
It would have also been awesome if the shark would eat some of the humans or if the piranahas were able to nibble on the back end of the sharks after dodging the business end of the shark.
Reguardless, this game has a bright future as an iPhone/Android app.
Rated 5 / 5 stars February 13, 2011
Someday, Tron Guy, Someday
Assuming we stop letting TV assholes rule the world, the world of Tron will be here much sooner than we think.
A man can dream.
Rated 5 / 5 stars February 13, 2011
The Face says "You gonna get raped!"
This animation is right up there with one of Egoraptor's quirky skits.
10/10
"Protect the planet OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!" --Ted Turner on Robot Chicken
Rated 5 / 5 stars November 18, 2010
Christine O'Donnell: Not a Witch, nor a Senator
Perhaps a quick edit to the animation is in order. Have Obama Avada Kedavra O'Donnell. (I bet if she WAS really a witch, she wouldn't have gotten her ass kicked in the election a couple of weeks ago.) Also, this animation needs more Colin Mocree!
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars October 7, 2010
Needs more PEW PEW PEW!
At the end credits, when you can fly around the space craft, I was hopping to collect that star. It probably would have been fun to shoot the letters in the credits.
Overall, it was a delightful animation.
To NCH85, get well soon!
Rated 5 / 5 stars August 25, 2010
Favorite TPIR game!
Favorite TPIR game. However, may I make a few suggestions.
When you win nothing (that is your end amount on the plinko board is $0) the "bum-bum-ba-bum-waaaaaaaa" sound (the one that happens when you lose) occurs.